I Can Hear the Hours Between the Seconds

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Intriguing. I wouldn’t be shocked to just find pictures of peanut butter, bacon, tennis balls, and Q-tips.

Intriguing. I wouldn’t be shocked to just find pictures of peanut butter, bacon, tennis balls, and Q-tips.

— 1 day ago
Waiting on my flight out of Reno, shiny coat of playa dust on my shoes.

Waiting on my flight out of Reno, shiny coat of playa dust on my shoes.

— 1 day ago
Walmart cares.

Walmart cares.

— 1 week ago
Vegas airport view

Vegas airport view

— 1 week ago
Now I wait.

Now I wait.

— 1 week ago
Looks like a dude with a raging…ah, package in his pants.

Looks like a dude with a raging…ah, package in his pants.

— 1 week ago
Storm moving in for The Offspring and give @vbsp13 shit because she doesn’t like Bad Religion.

Storm moving in for The Offspring and give @vbsp13 shit because she doesn’t like Bad Religion.

— 1 week ago
Fucking Bad Religion!!!

Fucking Bad Religion!!!

— 1 week ago
Relish should not be neon green.

Relish should not be neon green.

— 2 weeks ago
I make good decisions at 4 AM.

I make good decisions at 4 AM.

— 2 weeks ago
@vbsp13 is gonna make my playa coat glow!!!

@vbsp13 is gonna make my playa coat glow!!!

— 2 weeks ago
112 scathing IBUs in this monster!!!

112 scathing IBUs in this monster!!!

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
Immediately made me think of Mitch Hedberg.

Immediately made me think of Mitch Hedberg.

— 2 weeks ago